You keep thinking about him but never the other one! You really are two-faced!

... You'd better watch yourself. One more face and you're comparing me to Blitzwing.

I can see why. I mean, the axe is bigger than the shield, right? More impressive...

Do you even know what you're talking about?!

Give us a break, you're a robot.

I'm technically techno-organic.

Yeah, so, like... will you bite off your mate's head afterwards, since you're a- OH DEAR SWEET MOTHER OF GOD HELP US!

*sound of energy crackling and multiple voices screaming in pain*

... I can't believe I'm doing this.

[audio]

Grimlock, this is... Blackarachnia.

I was hoping you could help me! I'm on a ship with some people, and... we may have some trouble ahead.

We sure could use a big strong dinobot like you. To you know. Protect me.

[/audio]

Hugs and kisses!

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

It's times like this I hate the fact that my organic half can throw up...

((Strikes not there.))

[Backdated to yesterday, prior to this]

Simon, I can't find Nia. I checked the map, and she's nowhere on the Halberd. Then I used the ship's systems, and her signal popped up somewhere in the Graveyard...

Do you want to go look for her, or should I?

...

The tiny knight robot? The one named Zero?

Yeah, make sure he never comes near me again.

...

Optimus. Sentinel.

I'm not asking you to trust me, but... I'm done with the Decepticons.

I'm not exactly sure if I can bring myself to trust you both fully, either.

There's a lot that I need to figure out. But... I'm not alone anymore. There's someone who I'm willing to fight for again.

I feel. I feel like an Autobot, for the first time in centuries.

...

You both needed to know.

[connection lost]

There's someone named Nia imprisoned in Mordred Castle. She keeps asking for someone named Simon.

The vampire keeps drinking her blood.

If you're out there, "Simon," you're running out of time.

...

There is a vampire in the basement.

WHY THE SLAG IS THERE A VAMPIRE IN THE BASEMENT?!

AEOLUS. SIARNAQ.

IF YOU TWO DON'T KEEP IT QUIET WHILE SHOOTING DNA AT EACH OTHER, I'LL PERSONALLY POISON YOU BOTH.

ARGH.

The guy comes back half dead twice and still they go at it. What the hell is with these creatures?!

Feh.

All this talk about marriage and love and all that useless slag.

You organics are too obsessed with mating.

Lord Megatron, I've completed my mission.

Kunemon and I have secured the castle, but... it's infested with an organic and a robot. I tried to get rid of them, but...

...

Perhaps it would be easier to trick them into cooperating with us. The one of them doesn't seem very intelligent, but he's powerful enough.

My lord, I've determined that the extremely well fortified and well defended base in the Dead Zone called "Mordred" has been abandoned.

It seems it would make an excellent base for us, and as machines... we won't be affected by the poisonous gas.

With your permission, I will venture there and secure it for us.

((Note: This is all Kunemon talking.))

Miss Blackarachnia and I just encountered those Autobots she was always talking about.

Their leader didn't even do anything. And he kept saying Miss Blackarachnia's name...

...

Is he the one, I wonder? The one she always regretted?

I don't want to go behind her back, but... I'm not sure Miss Blackarachnia should be on her own. Both for her sake, and others.

I want to help her, and if I have to, I'll do anything, but... I also want both of us to survive.

What should I do?

... I knew it was too good to be true.

...

It can't be... I...

I'M BACK TO NORMAL!

Hrn. A strange alien world. Isn't that just the story of my life?

This is the Digital World, I'm here to save it, blah blah blah. The worm already informed me about everything so far.

Isn't she just the sunniest and warmest person ever, folks?

Shut up, Kunemon. Listen, I need information on what the technology of this world is like...