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Blackarachnia
21 December 2011 @ 10:32 am
You like big fire trucks and you cannot lie!

Hn.

All you techno-organics cannot- hey, wait, what are you doing?

Putting the finishing touches on my personal blend of herbicide. Guaranteed to make sentient plants suffer as long as possible. Coincidentally, here.

Hey, what? Uh... hey... WHAT?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!

That was enormously satisfying.
 
 
Blackarachnia
02 June 2010 @ 05:38 pm
Hrn. I identified an intruder. Probably hostile. He's flying Decepticon colors and just decided he could land on the main deck.

Don't worry, my venom incapacitated him.

FOR THE LAST TIME! I'M NOT ATTACKING ANYONE YOU INSANE FEMMEBOT!

SHUT UP! I know your kind. Slag, I was one for two hundred solar cycles...

((The voice in italics is Starscream - aka thestars_scream))
 
 
Blackarachnia
09 December 2008 @ 08:08 pm
You keep thinking about him but never the other one! You really are two-faced!

... You'd better watch yourself. One more face and you're comparing me to Blitzwing.

I can see why. I mean, the axe is bigger than the shield, right? More impressive...

Do you even know what you're talking about?!

Give us a break, you're a robot.

I'm technically techno-organic.

Yeah, so, like... will you bite off your mate's head afterwards, since you're a- OH DEAR SWEET MOTHER OF GOD HELP US!

*sound of energy crackling and multiple voices screaming in pain*
 
 
Blackarachnia
14 November 2008 @ 03:35 am
... I can't believe I'm doing this.

[audio]

Grimlock, this is... Blackarachnia.

I was hoping you could help me! I'm on a ship with some people, and... we may have some trouble ahead.

We sure could use a big strong dinobot like you. To you know. Protect me.

[/audio]

Hugs and kisses!

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

It's times like this I hate the fact that my organic half can throw up...

((Strikes not there.))
 
 
Blackarachnia
11 October 2008 @ 08:24 pm
[Backdated to yesterday, prior to this]

Simon, I can't find Nia. I checked the map, and she's nowhere on the Halberd. Then I used the ship's systems, and her signal popped up somewhere in the Graveyard...

Do you want to go look for her, or should I?
 
 
 
Blackarachnia
03 September 2008 @ 09:38 pm
...

The tiny knight robot? The one named Zero?

Yeah, make sure he never comes near me again.
 
 
Blackarachnia
01 July 2008 @ 08:06 pm
...

Optimus. Sentinel.

I'm not asking you to trust me, but... I'm done with the Decepticons.

I'm not exactly sure if I can bring myself to trust you both fully, either.

There's a lot that I need to figure out. But... I'm not alone anymore. There's someone who I'm willing to fight for again.

I feel. I feel like an Autobot, for the first time in centuries.

...

You both needed to know.

[connection lost]
 
 
Blackarachnia
There's someone named Nia imprisoned in Mordred Castle. She keeps asking for someone named Simon.

The vampire keeps drinking her blood.

If you're out there, "Simon," you're running out of time.
 
 
Blackarachnia
18 June 2008 @ 01:50 am
...

There is a vampire in the basement.

WHY THE SLAG IS THERE A VAMPIRE IN THE BASEMENT?!
 
 
Blackarachnia
AEOLUS. SIARNAQ.

IF YOU TWO DON'T KEEP IT QUIET WHILE SHOOTING DNA AT EACH OTHER, I'LL PERSONALLY POISON YOU BOTH.

ARGH.

The guy comes back half dead twice and still they go at it. What the hell is with these creatures?!